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Developer

Do you see life in 1s and 0s? We can transform that into $10s and $20s, if you prove worthy...

JOB REQUIREMENTS:

We are currently looking for a whip-smart developer who is passionate about technology and has a hunger for new challenges. Candidates should have experience programming digital campaigns and building websites using proper standards.


When applying, please be sure to include links to examples of your work that demonstrate your ability. In addition please include your salary requirements.

This posting is intended for an on-site full-time position, but we are flexible to other arrangements for the right candidate.

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SKILLS:

  • Ability to collaborate with internal and external teams
  • Excellent personal time-management
  • HTML, CSS, Javascript
  • Basic source code repository proficiency (Git, SVN, etc)
  • Experience with all major Content Management Systems
  • Module development and hacking
  • Theme development and maintenance

Mike's Lazy Eye Wrangler

Pretty much exactly what it sounds like. Re-read the title if you have to.

JOB REQUIREMENTS:

Let’s be honest, the world of web development is a low-down seedy place, ripe with dirty old men looking to take advantage of you in unspeakable ways; Brian Bartholomew is one such person.

When applying, please be sure to include links to examples of your work that demonstrate your ability. In addition please include your salary requirements. This posting is intended for an on-site full-time position, but we are flexible to other arrangements for the right candidate.

We are in desperate need of a 'personal fluffer' (don't google it - if you don’t already know what it is, you're not right for the job).

The job requires long hours, long fingers and thankless tasks that will leave you feeling tired and ashamed - weak of stomach need not apply.

All interested parties, please click the link below and be prepared to submit to an extremely intrusive physical examination.

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SKILLS:

  • Large, well oiled hands.
  • Keen fashion sense / strong knowledge of current trends
  • Must bring your own hand-warmers
  • English / Spanish
  • A&E
  • AEG Live
  • American Museum of Natural History
  • Beletz Bros. Glass Company
  • Biography.com
  • BrightShop Marketing
  • CAbi
  • The Children's Place
  • Current.org
  • Dow Jones
  • Fordham University
  • History.com
  • Liberty Science Center
  • Navigators
  • PCI Education
  • Reprise Records
  • Rockwood Wealth Management
  • Sire Records
  • Silverstein Properties
  • Sony Music
  • Square Enix
  • Union Entertainment Group
  • Warner Brothers Records
  • Warner Brothers Nashville
  • Wills Eye Institute
  • Women Deliver, Family Care Intl.
  • Word Records